Things I Learned at Jummah Prayer

{by a man}

1) Befriending non-Muslims is plain wrong. We should stick to Muslims only.

2) We all should have *Muslim* sounding names.

3) When female Muslims interact with male Muslims, the males have ONE thing in mind: the nAsty

4) Befriending the opposite gender on Facebook is haraam. We were ordered to delete all opposite genders from our friend's list to 'halalfiy' our profiles. Thank goodness I like Twitter better.

5) Watching sports is a waste of time. So is video games.

6) Music is haraam

7) If I'm a Muslim doctor, I should ONLY treat Muslim patients or focus on treating Muslims but 'not the kuffar'

8) He warned the brothers sisters from gossiping

9) If you have a girlfriend/boyfriend, you will be going to hell

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Do you feel that spiritual boost yet?

The Littlest Things Make Life Better

I've been meaning to post about the newest addition to my household collection, the hand waving magical soap dispenser (aka Lysol No-Touch Hand soap system). It'll produce soap with a single wave, even when you have no intention to wash your hands while reaching for toothpaste. It's cool like that. But better yet, the commercial said this was healthy for me. And since I am a sucker for all things healthy--and I'm American--they reigned me in for only $9.99.

This has led me to unnecessary hand washes in the past 24 hours, OCD-style and a waste of gallons of water. But who cares? I don't have to work to get my soap anymore. Good bye 2009 and hello 2010.

Here is how this magical system works:

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Naked Palette by Urban Decay

Heaven in a box.

Sold out everywhere around the country.

Yet? I somehow got my hands on a few on the day of Eid.

Life is fair sometimes.

Eid Mubarak y'all.